Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Decoding women's personal ads

IF HER PERSONAL AD SAYS… IT REALLY MEANS:

30-ish - 39

Adventurous - Slept with everyone

Athletic - No breasts

Average looking - Moooo

Beautiful - Pathological liar

Emotionally Secure - On medication

Feminist - Fat

Free Spirit - Junkie

Friendship first - Former Slut

New-Age - Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned - No BJ’s

Open-minded - Desperate

Outgoing - Loud and embarrassing

Professional - Bitch

Voluptuous - Very fat

Large frame - Hugely fat

Wants soul mate-Stalker

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2 comments:

Linda said...

LOL. Funny.

Anonymous said...

Very funny and I'm sure very true as well. Men are just as guilty, if not more so.